How to deal with a hipster kind of "date" ?

Oye...I've dated "hipsters" before...trust me, it's not worth it. They're vain and distant. They play it cool so everyone's attracted to them, but they're like prickly pears...you can't get near them on that level. They want people to like them, so it's all these texts w/"hey sweetie, hey luv, etc., etc." but you don't know how many girls he's doing that to. Such is the hipsters' game. Hipsters are like any other subgroup of player guys...suave and confident - except for they're broke! Trust me girl, it's not worth it. And they're dirty...watch out down below. Don't talk to that M-fer again.